If you thought Battleship was AWESOME…

Check this out!!!

Rules of the game

You miss the other persons ship you drink water or a weak Alcoholic drink…

Punishment for your stupidity and bad luck

If you hit there ship or in this case the other persons shot glass they have to drink the shot…

Drink to you drop or until you begin to have war like flashbacks in the toilet

And your friends finds you curled up into fetal potion

Crying out

“Nah man. Nah. I can’t go back man. There was just to many of them! They got him! I tried to go back from him but the bastards got him! It’s over for him! His passed out with a

moustache drawn on his face… Nah man I can’t do that”

NOW THAT”S WHAT I CALL GOOD FUN!

You sunk my livership

*LoL*

Sweeeeeet….

Must have for exciting living!!!

*LoL*

…Most Possible…

I was told I’d never live pass 19 by the doctors; I’m turning 24 this month

I was told I’d never pass year 12 by a councillor; I’m graduating from RMIT with Bachelors this year

I was told I did not have the right mind for Science; I majored in advanced analytical Chemistry

I was told I’d never find someone to love me and I’m ugly, I found my soul mate that tells me I’m beautiful everyday…

I was told I’ll always be alone; I may not have 500 friends on face book, but the ones I have I’ll fight for, the family that I have  would die for me, and a Panda that will never leave me…

 

Though this has been said a million times through the generations, as I step into a new chapter in my life, I can’t help but reflect and smile at all the people I made fools off by proving them wrong…  So like I tell my little brother, don’t ever let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do if you really love it… Live the life you’re given as yours… make your mistakes, just make sure you learn from it…. Geez…. and…

 

Bless those that we lost these pass years, we will always love you… And bless those that are left behind, it is they that will tell future generations of the life you lived and how amazing you really were…

 

…  (P.S… But about the whole don’t let anyone tell you what to do… if  it’s like something extremely stupid and dangerous, like drinking petrol and spitting fire, don’t do cause then you’re just a !)…

 

*LoL*

…mmMMMmmmm Snow…

How freaking cute is he…. I have  a strange obsession with these Japanese Snow monkeys..To the point where I am actually going to visit the epicenter of technology,  Japan, just  to see one face to face… and maybe steal one and take him back to my home land…

*LoL*

This made me LoL my self…

…Mushroom soup…

You know there’s something wrong with the world when even smurfs are a sucidal

*LoL*

P.S

coming soon

….bAo-nEt…

….Bee story….

Have you ever wonder, as I obviously have, how man in all it’s glories “power” can still be afraid of one little bee…. A creature covered in black and yellow fur a millionth of on average man’s size…. To be frankendog I find it absolutely hilarious…

This little realization came to mind as I was walking towards the escalators in the infamous Asian capital of Melbourne, *shudders* Springvale, when I witness the sudden fear and tread in Baozer’s eye when he saw this little creature, this little nectar collector hovering around… This young man… to be fair is not of average “Australian” size , but more of the orient south eastern average size…. is still hundred’s if not thousands time larger then this little bee and yet like most of the human population they panic, run, and basically go berserk every time there is a bee in their immediate vicinity…..

I mean yes if you have an allergic reaction to bee stings, then it’s not really funny… But seriously come on….. a bee… a freaking cute little bee….

Come on people if I was a bee and I knew how people reacted to me you know what I would do….

*Phase to fantasy segment….*

I would fly up to my little bee friends go. “Hey see those guys sitting on the grass.”

Bee friends. “Yea?”

“Watch me make them scream like a little bitch.”

“Oh dude that would be freaking awesome.”

“Hell yea! Show them I’m the king if the jungle.”

“Oh dude I would pollinate every plant in this freaking neighbor if you make them cry.”

“Oh hell yea! This is my grass! THIS IS MY TURF BITCH!“

Fly’s over to people sipping their latte. Humans. “Oh he was fully checking me out…….. O.M.G there’s a bee behind you don’t move.”

……Silence……

“Yo I just came down to say bzz.”

Humans become hysterical swiping around before standing up and running to the nearest shelter.

See people do you see how pathetic we look to rest of the animal kingdom when run away from bees. Just stay calm, ignore, and act natural….. Unless that is I die and come back as a bad ass bee… Then…Thennnnn watch your back if your on my black list… cause you know why… yea you know……

*Bzz*

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Happy Easter Everyone!!!!!!!

The most Awesomest…Hottest… Perfect guy in this dimension…

Dean Winchester aka Jensen Ankles

Great Comedic Timing…

Great Actor…

And did I mention WOW!

Even guys have man crushes on him!

*LoL*

….LOL….

I put this up because Bao is feeling exactly the same…..

………Indigestionnnnnn…….

……….Diarrheeeeeaaaaa……..

….Disappear….

Sometimes no matter how hard I try to fix things. to forget. to release. to be at ease.

….nothing seems to work….

And all I want to do is grab my passport and with the clothes on my back catch any plane anywhere…

…this is my ultimate plan…

When i get a job with my third pay check on a random weekend I’m just going to fly….

leave everything and just fly….

*SigH*