Have you ever wonder, as I obviously have, how man in all it’s glories “power” can still be afraid of one little bee…. A creature covered in black and yellow fur a millionth of on average man’s size…. To be frankendog I find it absolutely hilarious…
This little realization came to mind as I was walking towards the escalators in the infamous Asian capital of Melbourne, *shudders* Springvale, when I witness the sudden fear and tread in Baozer’s eye when he saw this little creature, this little nectar collector hovering around… This young man… to be fair is not of average “Australian” size , but more of the orient south eastern average size…. is still hundred’s if not thousands time larger then this little bee and yet like most of the human population they panic, run, and basically go berserk every time there is a bee in their immediate vicinity…..
I mean yes if you have an allergic reaction to bee stings, then it’s not really funny… But seriously come on….. a bee… a freaking cute little bee….
Come on people if I was a bee and I knew how people reacted to me you know what I would do….
*Phase to fantasy segment….*
I would fly up to my little bee friends go. “Hey see those guys sitting on the grass.”
Bee friends. “Yea?”
“Watch me make them scream like a little bitch.”
“Oh dude that would be freaking awesome.”
“Hell yea! Show them I’m the king if the jungle.”
“Oh dude I would pollinate every plant in this freaking neighbor if you make them cry.”
“Oh hell yea! This is my grass! THIS IS MY TURF BITCH!“
Fly’s over to people sipping their latte. Humans. “Oh he was fully checking me out…….. O.M.G there’s a bee behind you don’t move.”
……Silence……
“Yo I just came down to say bzz.”
Humans become hysterical swiping around before standing up and running to the nearest shelter.
See people do you see how pathetic we look to rest of the animal kingdom when run away from bees. Just stay calm, ignore, and act natural….. Unless that is I die and come back as a bad ass bee… Then…Thennnnn watch your back if your on my black list… cause you know why… yea you know……
*Bzz*